Okay, so here's what would happen...
There would be this super fantastic sumo wrestler-esque ring (made of coral) all set up for the amazing battle, right? And all of their little seacreature friends would be filing in so that they could watch the sheer awesome that is about to go down....and, and, and......

BOOM! A yeti in a diving suit would show up right as they begin fighting, and he would chainsaw them both with his amazing underwater...well, chainsaw. Then all of the little seacreatures would bow down to this amazing beast, and he would demand that they crown him king.

Well, I kind of lost myself there, so I don't have any more. So, come up with your own ending! Yay for creativity!!

ahem, anyway.....

I don't think I could ever come up with a "me" outfit. I'm pretty sure I'd end up spending hours picking something out, only to put it on and continue changing things. I usually can't leave the house without changing about four times, whether it be fully or just switching out a skirt or shirt. I swear, I could be just going out to hang with some friends or go for a walk, and I'm still as indecisive as when I go to upscale restaurants. Oh well, I'm indecisive about most things.

Though, I'm pretty sure that if one outfit were to personify me, it would include neon colors, a petticoat, tons of pins and buttons, and maybe some jelly bracelets :D